Mei 2012 | Naughty french

Out of style files- Tan

Posted by albihost Posted on 21.17 with No comments

Tanning has been a big phenomenon, it can be dangerous and addictive, yet people can give it up. Tanning was required to be a celebrity, or just a hometown hottie (regular girlies)

Tanning is now * SO OUT OF STYLE*

After Jersey Shore and Tanning Mom, I think the world has had enough of the tannaholics. the point of a tan was suppose to be sun kissed and glowy, it's not suppose to be Orange. Orange is for Oompa Loompas!

Be Sun kissed, not Orange.

be a Healthy and Safe tanner

You shouldn't be like 15 shades darker, try to stay 3-4 shades darker then your skin color at best.

Become a mermaid

Posted by albihost Posted on 21.07 with No comments

Obviously mermaids are a fairytale, but there's one mermaid that takes the fairtytale, and brings it to reality.

Miss. Hannah Fraser is the epitome of beach beauty, she makes her own tails, and comes as close to a real one as it can be.

We've featured her on RBT before, so scroll back and checkout our nostalgic mention of the beautiful Hannah.

Being a real life mermaid requires a few things
- Self-Confidence
mermaids are beautiful, and they know it. Mermaids need all the self-confidence and more, most mermaids are meant to be self-obsessed.
- Looks
If you don't have natural beauty, you're screwed. Mermaids love to pamper themselves, and spend lots of time adorned in the perfect *sea shells* and pearls. Healthy hair, skin and body are a must, if you don't have that, try out for Ursula instead.

- Personality
Mermaids come in all different types of personalities, but a true mermaid has it all. She has star power, she's a diva and she's talented. She's the life of the party, shes competitive, and she does it all looking like a star.
- Makeup
Living under the water, and enjoying some time lounging around, mermaids would NEVER wear colorful eye shadows, like most Hollywood movies portrays..it would wash out. Mermaids are shimmery, from the gorgeous waters, to the beautiful pearls. Mermaids are sun kissed and basically Victoria's secret models in water and fish tails. Think tanned sun kissed healthy glow, with neutral browns and goldens for eye shadow, soft flushed cheeks, and soft pink lips, with lots of highlighter.

-Hair
Mermaids ALWAYS have beachy waves, so invest in sea salt sprays and tons of moisturizing products. You need all the moisture.
-Extra tips
Learn to swim
Save the Sea life, you're a mermaid hello..
Follow in Ariel's footsteps and have a singing talent or like her sisters acting talent.
Be a beach bunny
You have to ENJOY it, not just do it. It has to come from within.

Makeup for the Firey Fatale

Posted by albihost Posted on 20.33 with No comments

Agent Red (Kourtney's red romper)

Posted by albihost Posted on 20.28 with No comments

Kourtney rocks a gorgeous red colored jump suit and killed the event.

This red was PERFECTION for her skin, however we would rather Kourtney show some more skin, and opt for a shorter romper.

Kourtney kept it simple, instead of clunking on some jewellery.

- Kourtney rocks her beautiful kiss me red, with super soft and shinny waves, with soft makeup.

* Pick a red that works for you
* keep the makeup simple, if you're gunna chunk on some color
* Keep the hair down or put up in a sassy pony tail, with a romper
* Stay away from full length jump suit if you are shorter. Opt for thigh length rompers, they look sexier, and add the perfect summer touch.

Agent Red (Kim's lips)

Posted by albihost Posted on 20.17 with No comments

Kim Kardashian almost never really wears a sexy red lip all that often, she often is a hit and miss when it comes to this candy apple hue.

Kim rocked this look with a beautiful extended cat eye liner, with a soft blush. Her lashes are gorgeous but she could avoid the lower lashes mascara..

Her hair and face both look stunning, Kim is definitely an Agent RED with her lips.

- get the red that works for your skin
- Wear it and rock it..you cant be a self-conscious and wear red! It's a bold color !
- Wear it with a cat eye liner
- have softer hair and outfit.

Agent Red (Khloe's locks)

Posted by albihost Posted on 20.11 with No comments

Khloe Kardashian has the perfect red tints in her locks, it's beautiful and we loved it when she had it, and love it to this day. Khloe's locks were literally perfection, because it's not a full on red, it's different, it's soft and not patchy.

So What makes this color so sexy? It's a tint, it's almost a heavy red shine, on sexy blonde locks. It's red, but it has a golden undertone.

- Opt for this color only if you have a softer features.
- Lighter skin and eyes is usually better for this look
- cool undertones in skin is amazing, but even warmer can pull it off.
- If you have natural brunette or raven locks, opt out!

I think for this look, Khloe's gorgeous hair was bleached blonde and toned, and then given a beautiful red tint, with a glaze of shine.

To get your own sexy twist, go to a stylist and have your hair lightened a few shades down from your natural color, and have your stylist put in red Tints..

Peachez- our fourth Porn Masturbation Girlfriend

Posted by albihost Posted on 16.12 with No comments

Peachez is our fourth Porn Masturbation Girlfriend. You viewers certainly made a good choice. I've creamed over Peachez many many times before and it looks like I'll be doing it again.

Peachez started out doing these teeze sets. This one is from Pmates where, in 2006, I commented “A really nice looking girl with a perfect pair of little titties”. Commenting on her little titties gave me a real thrill as I stroked my dick fiendishly.

After several little titty comments I worked up enough nerve to post “What a beautiful babe. These pics will be good for quite a lot of masturbation”.

The rest is history! I started porn blogging and made Peachez one of “the girls of masterjerker”.

Here she is begging for cock.

That nice man gave her some.

She's got very nice thighs! And how about that little titty in profile?

Peachez with a Hulla-Hoop.

She's turned from a teeny teeze to a grown-up slut.

A lovely flat-chested slut!

Such a nice body! Such incredibly wonderful little titties!

Nice pussy too!

Peachez telling us how she got started. I do believe she's an exhibitionist!

Peachez Masturbating

Lead by Cock

Posted by albihost Posted on 12.56 with No comments

Some women know just how to lead a man

Looks to me like this guy would go anywhere she wants

You can tell by that look on her face that she knows she's in charge

He'll go willingly

Looks like they're going to a party!

She knows that a man doesn't think with his head

The way to a man's heart is through his....

He's pussy-whipped for sure!

Posted by albihost Posted on 15.19 with No comments

I haven't voted for either of these babes. How could I possible decide between them?

Peachez is so sexy! I could cum to pics of her with her clothes on!

And how about Irena? So cute, so sexy!

Of course a little bit of titty makes it that much easier to cum.

And how about when they show us everything?

I've given it up to this babe countless times.

Same here- she really makes me horny!

Be sure to vote for your favorite.

Which of these babes does it for you?

Dita von Teese

Posted by albihost Posted on 15.39 with No comments

Dita is so sexy! I've lost track of how many times I've spilled my seed over her pics!

She's the kind of babe whose fully-clothed pics I could cum to

You may have noticed her over on the right side of this blog. Dita and I go way back! That pic of her standing in the moon use tpo be on my old “Masterjerker” blog. Dita was the first one of the “Girl of Masterjerker”. By the way, Irina and Peachez (the two girls being voted on right now) were too!

Dita has so many different looks, each one as sexy as the last.

This one makes me want to lick her whole body!

Dita is also rather kinky, and that makes me cum!

Here's our sexy little stripper, making the audience very, very hard!

Dita likes to tease us. She doesn't always show us her tits and pussy.

Oh, but I do like her body!

And after a little tease she shows us her pretty pussy! So, how many times have you cum to Dita's pics?

How many times do you suppose masturbators have cummed over her? It must be quite a lot!