Another Look

Lets have another look at our candidates for Porn Masturbation Girlfriend.  Be sure to vote for your favorite

                                                                  Will it be Desirae?

                                                                       Or Ash?

                                       Ash masturbating for your masturbation pleasure

                                  Desirae masturbating for your masturbation pleasure

                                                          Ash sucking a big cock

                                                          Desirae sucking her husband

                                                                       So who will it be?

Vote for our next Porn Masturbation Girlfriend (and by all means, be sure to masturbate over these babse too!)

How to become Popular

A lot of high school girls want to be popular, and be the center of attention. But now days, girls have been doing that the wrong way, with risque pictures and videos or straight out bullying. I was pretty popular in high school, and had a pretty okay reputation, growing up from that, I can refine my choices and provide a better guide.

Be the best version of yourself you can be
Hair: Get a haircut, add some color/highlights, Hair treatments *all natural prefered* and Gorgeous hairstyles
Makeup: Don't pack on makeup, stick to sheer/medium foundation if you MUST wear it..and neutral makeup
Skin: To have good skin, you have to have a great skin care routine, see what works for you and take care of your skin
Body: Eat Healthy and Work out

Wear fashionable clothes..you don't need brand names to be a fashionista, work with accessories and styles that suit your body.

Have a vast interests, join clubs and teams..this is a great way to broaden your horizons

Make friends that are adventurous and confident, this will help boost your own confidence. Also don't just stick to a handful of friends.. be friend everybody and anybody, this will help others know you are. Also this will help people see how nice and accepting you are, and more people would want to talk to you and be your friend.

Go out with guys that are outgoing and fun. Avoid controlling close minded losers.
Don't offer up the goods, because highschool love doesn't last, and no body truly likes a hoe.

Limit what you share on Social Media...avoid compromising photos and posts, which can push you off the pedestal really quickly..

Study HARD! Being gorgeous and funny can only take you so far, you need to be able to hold a conversation and be successful. It's important to have kick ass grades!!

Have self-confidence, you can only change so much, you will NEVER look like Adriana Lima or Miranda Kerr, so it's better to set realistic goals. When you're confident, theres a glow to you, that shows others " LOOK she's a happy well adjusted individual who loves herself, this is who you want to emulate"

Being a bitch is a hollywood thing, seriously by bullying someone, you're loosing a great potential friend. Be a friendly and empathetic person. Stick up for someone that is being bullied, and see how much you will be appreciated.

Stay up to date with the current music, and try to listen to all kinds of music and pay attention to Pop culture. Also it doesn't hurt to be up to date on your celeb gossip.

Waxing story + Best/Worst Waxer

I've been obsessed with hair removal ever since I was a kid. When I wasn't allowed to shave or wax, i tried to use tape and scissors to get rid of hair...needless to say it didnt work.


 My legs are little bit less hairy then Moniques, but they are still hairy as fuck!


I absolutely hate hair, I have a weird phobia when it comes to hair, i hate it.

Feminists can kiss my hairy legs! because I really like my legs to be smooth and sexy and thats my choice...












So I paid a trip to sallys, after my sister updated me on waxing at home. I use to use Veet ready to use Wax strips, but i switched to hot wax after a talk with my sister.

Having tried

Sugaring, which really didnt work for me, and didnt even pull 2 hair out, I was skeptical to try GIGI all purpose HONEE, thinking it would be sugaring...I picked up Suddenly Smooth wax (Aloe Vera and Deluxe Cream formula)

For the 2 years that I've been waxing myself with strip wax after Veet, i had great results but the hair almost always grew back within 2 days..i was sick of it...

The hair were breaking, they werent being pulled properly and i had these hideous bumps after..which is okay considering i yanked the hair out of my skin..but seriously stubble after pulling the strip is proof enough!!

I deserve Smooth legs!


I just went to sallys today and picked up GIGI All Purpose Honee after researching it extensively, and I couldnt wait to come home and try it... I waxed my face, even though there wasnt much hair on it, i had a regrowth...and wowwwwwww GIGI pulled out those little tiny hair with ease and minimal pain...compared to DELUXE cream wax..which pulled my skin out too....I didn't prep with anything but regular baby powder...and it worked soo well..


I will update when I wax my legs, I'm saving up the hairyness for valentines day, so I can be smooth and perfect for my date..even if the wax doesn't work...i know ill have smooth legs for that day alone..:D

BEST WAX so FAR: GIGI ALL PURPOSE HONEE


WORST WAX: SUDDENLY SMOOTH DELUXE CREAM WAX and PARISSA SUGAR

 I will also be using GIGI SLOW GROW so will review that too:D

Who nailed MaryJane?

                                                      Lets check in on MaryJane

                                                MaryJane seems like such a nice girl

   
                                              But what's this? She's posing nude!

                                                And now she's sucking a big cock!

                                                     What's become of MaryJane?

                              Of course I don't blame those guys for going after her hot body

But Mary seems to be screwing every cock in sight!

                                                            Where will it all lead?

                                        Well, she does look kinda sexy with those big, swollen nipples!

End of the Kardashians

With all the success Kim's had over the years, she even catapulted the rest of her Kardashian/Jenner clan to fame. The stunning half Armenian beauty has been all over the place, although she garners a lot of negativity for having absolutely NO Talent, Kim laughs all the way to the bank everyday.


But ever since Kim's divorce with Kris Humphries, the march against the bodacious Kardashian has been increasing. When Kim and Kanye went public, there was a negative impact on Kanye's career. The lovebirds have recently announced their bun in the oven. But is this it for Kim?

Lets take a look at 10 reasons why Kim's empire is on the brink

1. Kim is getting older, which means her appeal is decreasing as the mass is looking for someone newer and younger to emulate.
   
   
   
2. Kim's going to be a mommy, which means she wont be considered sexy anymore. Don't get me wrong, she's going to be one hot momma, but look at Jessica Alba. She's absolutely gorgeous, and won tons of hottie award and now...Anyone know where Miss Alba is at?
   
   
3. Kim has endorsed just about everything, and there's not much credibility left.
   
   
4. Kim and Kanye are a cute couple, but shes so up his ass being the loving girlfriend, she makes it hard for other guys to dream, so they will look elsewhere...might I suggest Candice Swanepoel, Shanina Shaik, or Erin Heatherton
   
   
5. Kim's known for being fame hungry, and being with Kanye, she has to limit a lot of what she does, for his career to flourish.
   
   
6. Too many Kardashian's are running about!
   
   
   
7. The worlds coming to their senses, with celebrities speaking out against her and her family, people are opening their eyes
   
   
8. Her style is becoming a little too extreme, before her style was achievable, now she wears the weirdest stuff, that's not fun but more dark and creepy.
   
   
   
9. The constant stories in the tabloid are becoming a nuisance 
   
   
10. The constant Kris Humphries bashing is getting on my last nerve, she was in love with Kris and all of a sudden she hates him. And the whole family is going at it, the world needs to stop and remember that It is KIM KARDASHIAN, she most fame hungry, money grubbing woman around..She will do anything to protect her empire, that Kris is threatening to expose.

Our Next Porn Masturbation Girlfriend

                         Who will it be, Ash or Desirae?  You, the visitor to this blog can decide!

                                    Here's Ash Hollywood, looking very sexy in her lingerie

                                    And here's Desirae Spencer, also very sexy in her lingerie

                                           Of course, nude is even better to masturbate to!

                                                   Ash has such nice all-natural tits!

                                                     Ash getting stuffed with a nice, big cock

                                                Desirae taking it from her husband

                                                    Desirae licking lovely Kacy's Kunt

Ash getting examined by one of her girlfriends

Be sure to vote for our next Porn Masturbation Girlfriend in the poll over on the right